October 3rd's Text Message Video Transcript

"Over the past few years it has become clear how social media firms find success. They invade your privacy, transform you into addicts, and make you feel like your happiness depends upon constantly sharing, liking, and posting online.

It is no wonder that the government has announced social media to be a public health and national security hazard. This is why the American government intervened to support one company that would become the sole provider of social media in the United States. This would be the provider that would finally protect user privacy, encourage user health, and usher in a new social age.

Connections would be the lucky firm to go on to win this contract headed up by a CEO - Nolan Stauf. Connections is a relatively small but growing social media company that has -- since its inception -- concentrated on wellness and user privacy.

As a starting phase for Connections taking over American social media, it will be drafting promising online players to join the platform. In the first 6 weeks, these ambassadors will help spread the reach of connections and provide crucial information about the performance of the platform.

As for me, I will be watching closely to see what promises are kept, and what promises are broken. If these six weeks proceed as I believe they must, I am sure you will come to agree with me that no platform can shield us from the essential depravity of human beings."