NeoGa

A physical meditation practice of questionable value. Originated in the bath houses of Thailand as a means for transgender prostitutes to appear more desirable to tourists.

Those who engage in NeoGa are known as Neogis.

NeoGa was brought to the forefront of national interest recently largely by the efforts of connections™ CEO Nolan Stauf and Cheif Influencer Taylor Hill (whose brother designed a weapon capable of genocide after playing fortnite).